Too Lazy To Work: The True Diaries of A Kept Man in NYC.
The humor and day to day goings on of Keptman, a kept man in New York City who alternates between two professional ladies during the week--sleeping during the day, making sweet love to them at night. Names have been changed to protect the Cougars.
A Note On The History Of Keeping Men
Sex for shelter has been occurring since Ancient Mesopotamian times, where cave etchings suggest that despite it's highly patriarchal society, cradle-of-civilization robbers had been housing young apprentices in their Ziggurats (pyramidal temples). Below is a realistic recreation of what life was like back then:
See how rough it was? You needed more than just brains to survive the flying bats and weird red-robed monks. You needed sexual wiles. You needed to be Kept.
The history of Kept men is further discussed in the About Me section of Keptmannyc.com. Look at the Blog to learn how to spot an LH, and how to figure out if you are one.
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Kept Man (n.) A man who is financially supported by a wealthy, usually older, woman who is neither the man's spouse nor close relative. Also known as Cub, Sugar Baby, or Manther.
Cougar (n.) A woman who sexually pursues younger men.
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Table of Contents
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LAST POST EVER: MAJOR EMERGENCY! LAST POST EVER!!
My Uncle, And More 'Mister' Posts!
A Few Examples Of Men Who Do Not Necessarily Approve Of The Life Keptman Has Chosen To Lead.
I Advise Against Seeing Stomp, As It Is Not A Good Show
When On A Date, Please Do Not Engage in Sleight of Hand
Teach. For Spain? No. For America.
If You Are Going to Hit On Keptman, Please be Sure of Foot.
Keptman Goes to The Zoo, Or, Mr. Peeperdoodles
You Can't Puke In Front of A Girl, Then Blame it On Her.
Oompa Loompas, Cougar Number 2.
